Aww, man — and I thought they were back together!

The never-really-together-but-never-really-apart twosome of Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson have reportedly added two new characters into their, um, whatever it is they do.

Sources tell E! that both Tommy and Pam have new loves in their lives — and they are quite interesting. You see, Pam is rumored to be dating, wait for it, royalty!! Yes, Pam is quietly dating a guy from the United Arab Emirates, who happens to be a member of Abu Dhabi’s royal family, who she met when she visited Abu Dhabi in June with the Make a Wish Foundation. Which may have something to do with the fact that she is partnering with the royal family to build an ecofriendly hotel in the area.

Not to be outdone, Pam’s former hubby, Motley Crue man Tommy Lee has got a treasure of his own. Insiders say that the drummer is hooking with Rock of Love 2 reject Daisy De La Hoya — who obviously has a thing for ’80s hair bands.

Do you remember Daisy? She was the blonde who made it to the final two, really good body with a really busted face. Ring a bell?

Just another bump in the road for Pam and Tommy, but I’m sure not even royalty and reality TV whores can keep them apart for long.

Tommy Lee knows how to party.

In yet another edition of “Stupid things celebrities say that are making them even more annoying now that no one has a job or any money or savings,” we present to you Tommy Lee. In the new issue of Playboy, the drummer talks about ways to get a party started.

“I have a Jäger machine in my bus and one in the dressing room. I also have a new dressing room rule, which I started over the summer: You must remove one article of clothing — your pants, your top — or else you are not allowed in my dressing room.”

Ohh… so that explains his ex-wife’s fascination with not wearing pants! Pamela Anderson couldn’t get into their house without removing them and so now she’s stuck in her bad, non-pant wearing habits.